Grandpa Chuck's Answers

So Grandpa submitted his own answers to the shower game and they were so funny I had to share...

• What college will Charlie attend?
• Notre Dame or Ball State - That way he has a choice.
• How many tabs are on a diaper? 
• None - you use safety pins
• What score do you hope Charlie gets on his Apgar test? 
• Whatever it is, he will ace it.
• Which dog will Charlie like more? 
• Uga
• What's the first thing Carey will do after Charlie is born? 
• Call Grandpa
• What's the first thing you will do after Charlie is born? 
• Cry
• What trait do you hope Charlie gets from Carey?
• Her political savvy
• What trait do you hope Charlie does NOT get from Carey? 
• Crooked middle fingers (A trait I inherited from grandpa.)
• When will Charlie start to walk? 
• When he's damn good and ready.
• What will be Charlie's first words? 
• Tea Party 
• What will Charlie be when he grows up? 
• A Republican
• How many diapers does a newborn go through in one day? 
• How many tacos did he have?
• How many of those diapers will you change? 
• His or mine?